Archive for the 'thefunnies' Category

12
Apr
09

roach vs (wo)man.

I’d been meaning to do this for awhile. Such grandiose ideas I had – animated stickmen, stop motion images of me and maybe even a video. Till reality smacked me on the head real good with the fact that I can’t draw. Not even stickmen. They’re pretty pathetic. I have virtually no patience for stop-motion images and video and finally, I hate myself on camera. My voice is bad enough but combine that with my fat face? Oh. Am. Gee. No way.

So instead I did this and I tried to get it working in iMovie to sync both the audio with the presentation. But I’m no magical genius with iMovie and to be honest, I’m still exploring the wonders of what my Mac can (or cannot, even with me pleading and begging and making cutesy faces) do.

This is purely for humorous purposes. We all have different ways of killing roaches. And no roach was killed (yet) in the making of this vid. I hate them. I really do and someday, if I ever will, I might tell you the story why. Till then, enjoy this random bit and yes, make fun of my voice and how I ramble on and on and on and-

Roach Vs Woman Download and listen to the audio here.

Unfortunately, I can’t seem to get the slides to appear. Bahhhhhhhumbug.

Sorry la. I don’t have the kachingching to get the upgrade for WordPress. But if and when I do, I’ll try to make everyone’s lives a bit more easy if you’re forced to (usually because I’m holding a banana hostage and we all know we can do pretty serious collateral damage with a banana) listen to my nasal voice and watch my make-no-sense-but-cowsense slides. :D

20
Mar
09

remember that vampire joke?

Image courtesy of I Believe in Advertising.

The one where a vampire walks into a bar, sits and orders a glass of hot water?

Bartender (obviously a vampire too): No blood for you today mate?
Vampire: Nah, got a teabag.

Vampire whips out a tampon from inside of his coat and drops it in the glass of hot water.

Cue collected ewwww.




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